2. If you care/d, maybe you could have, I don't know, sent me a message and asked me whassup. Some of you did, to your everlasting credit.
3. A cow somewhere died and I was devastated, but decided not to give up beef after all.
4. Regular old ennui.
5. Shit stirring in the old homestead.
6. I was writing.
7. (I wish.)
8. No good excuse.
Pick yours, and thanks for reading.