Redneck Press with Fried Chicken and Coffee

Boner Jones would see about get­ting a pair of moulded insoles made for his feet like the crip­ples wear, so the bot­toms of his shoes would hit the ground prop­erly. He would have his pants tai­lor made, stitched spe­cial so the creases could run good and straight down the front. He’d stop fart­ing, at least […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…