Attention, Strapped Rednecks: Please Aim Your Guns Away From the Rare Wood Storks

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OK, so this isn’t the first thing I think of after finishing this story, but name a minority or other ethnic group (do rednecks qualify? another question, projably) where a substitution–make your own– for the appropriate word  in that [...]