Redneck Press with Fried Chicken and Coffee

She’s got good days and bad days.

Some­times the days pass right quick-like, and she’ll go for hours, push­ing it down and for­get­ting. But even­tu­ally the thoughts slip back in, centipede-like, through a crack in her con­cen­tra­tion. Then that bright pain hits inside her head, light­ing it up like a lava lamp, and she has to shake it hard to make the pain stop. That helps some. Like look­ing away when the nee­dle goes into your arm to give blood. Actu­ally, Eileen feels as if she’s giv­ing blood, or more that it’s being taken from her—drip, drip, drip—draining away her life. She imag­ines her body when it’s all over, skit­ter­ing around the floor like used tis­sue paper.

Even sit­ting here, her favorite time of day, with Oprah spilling her smooth voice all over her guest like honey, Eileen can’t make her head quit.

Some­times it’s Lou­etta Weeks. Lionel took Lou­etta to the senior prom. They were voted class cou­ple. 15 years wasn’t too long for some­thing like that to come bob­bing back up like a corpse in a flood.

Some­times it’s that new blonde, Tracy, in Lionel’s office. Eileen remem­bers how he sort of shoved them together at the office pic­nic, say­ing how much they had in com­mon. Like Him? He’d enjoy almost get­ting caught, watch­ing them sniff and search, and come up short at every dead end. Does Eileen sus­pect? Will Tracy blow his cover? Which path leads to the cheese?

Eileen knows what women think about. She knows Tracy watched her with the sharp eye of the other woman, think­ing, so that's Lionel’s wife, no won­der he comes to me. Siz­ing Eileen up. Tch-tching over her dull brown hair, I-see-now-ing over her three chil­dren. They clamor for Eileen’s atten­tion, tug­ging at her pants leg, tap, tap, tap­ping on her arm. And the other woman thinks why does he stay with her? And the baby cries blindly in the front pack, flail­ing his arms, while Eileen jig­gles her body up and down, up and down, extend­ing her hand, smil­ing. Nice to meet you.

These images keep Eileen awake at night. The one thing she never wanted to be was a fool. But there you go.

Lionel spent two weeks last sum­mer on reserve duty in Panama. Maybe an exotic for­eign hooker stopped him on the street. Gave him her busi­ness card from the brothel. Lured him with her long black hair, olive skin, red lips. Took him to a room in a local board­ing house where she turned her tricks. It would have to be clean. Lionel might be unfaith­ful, but not in a dirty room.
His momma taught him bet­ter than that.

She won­ders if they kissed.

Or was it when he got sent to Saudi for the Gulf War? Maybe a Brit, with a sexy name like Sam, who whis­pered her accented dirty words in his ear when they did it. Oh yes, Luv. Quite right. That’s the ticket. In bed they would call each other Sergeant and snug­gle together, with know­ing, throaty chuck­les. “My wife,” he would say, not using her name, “has fat thighs.” And they’d laugh together. The ulti­mate betrayal.

Dix­i­anna was three when Lionel was called up. Eileen hugged him good-bye over the huge mound of her belly while the baby kicked at him through the thin blan­ket of flesh. Mindy came early. Three weeks sooner than she was sup­posed to, two weeks after Lionel shipped out. So Tammy ended up in the deliv­ery room with Eileen, hold­ing her hand and pray­ing while Baby Mindy squeezed her­self out into the world.

Tammy’s hus­band Joe drilled with Lionel’s unit, but Joe wasn’t called up, on account of his back, so Tammy helped Eileen when she could. They orga­nized a Christ­mas cookie brigade from Floyd Bap­tist Church so the boys over­seas could have home-cooked good­ies. They put up a hun­dred yel­low rib­bons till the sight of them made her sick. She wrote Lionel a let­ter every day to keep up his spir­its. Morale was a sen­si­tive thing and Eileen didn’t want to be the cause of him com­ing home all shat­tered and out of place like those Viet­nam vets did.

She doesn’t remem­ber that war, of course, except for sum­mer trips to the beach with her fam­ily, pass­ing trucks full of sol­diers going down Inter­state 64. For the big rigs she made a fist up, honk-your-horn sign, and for the sol­dier trucks a two-fingered peace sign. The truck­ers always honked, and the sol­diers always answered her peace signs with their own. If she closes her eyes, she can still see them, hang­ing out the back of the trucks, grinning—green can­vas flap­ping around behind them, hot asphalt slip­ping away beneath them. She thinks about them now, dying with a lit­tle girl’s peace sign in their heads.

“I’m not a writer,” is what Lionel said, but he did call from Saudi when he felt lonely. It was usu­ally three a.m. in Vir­ginia when the phone rang and the panic rose up in Eileen’s throat so she could hardly say hello. She was always cer­tain it was The Call, but then there Lionel would be on the other end, laugh­ing at her worry.

Usu­ally he wanted her to talk dirty, wanted to get excited long dis­tance. “Tell me what you’re wear­ing,” he’d say, with the echo of a pause as his voice bounced across the moon. Groggy and crabby, with the baby start­ing to wake, she’d strug­gle to find some­thing to say, reach down deep to think of some­thing that would get him going.

Eileen never could con­front Lionel over the phone. She couldn’t han­dle the long, expen­sive silences that went nowhere. Actu­ally, she doesn’t think she can con­front him now, either. Maybe she just can’t deal with it. Any­way, she has to think.

Of course, think­ing is about all she’s been able to do lately, and she finds her­self doing stu­pid stuff like putting the fork in the trash and the nap­kin in the dish­wa­ter. Even Oprah can’t bring Eileen out of her funk today. She’s had the TV on for most of the show, try­ing to get uplifted, since Oprah promised her shows would be inspi­ra­tional from here on out. But the show is about liv­ing with AIDS. Try as she might, Eileen just can’t get uplifted think­ing about liv­ing with AIDS.

Eileen fin­ished high school. She was class vale­dic­to­rian, which ought to count for some­thing. She isn’t dumb, but she can’t account for the way things have turned out. Before all these kids she used to be a work­ing woman. If Lionel hadn’t swept her off her feet, she’d prob­a­bly be man­ager at the Kroger’s in Chris­tians­burg by now.

Lionel was so charm­ing back when they were dat­ing. He used to show up at Kroger’s the days she had to work late, and she’d see him at the back of the line, whistling, not look­ing at her. Then when he’d get up to the reg­is­ter he’d have some fancy cheese and crack­ers from the gourmet sec­tion, and a six pack of those wine cool­ers that were just get­ting pop­u­lar. It was his secret mes­sage to her. Or he might buy a red rose and some fancy for­eign choco­late. Lionel knew she’d get to think­ing, and he was right. She’d get all hot under her apron. One time he bought a bot­tle of baby oil and a cucum­ber. She’d spent the rest of her shift blush­ing and fret­ting. She always did, though. If a lady bought san­i­tary pads or a preg­nancy test, or a man bought hair color or Prepa­ra­tion H, she couldn’t look them in the eye when she told them their total.

Eileen can’t fig­ure how things got this way with her and Lionel. Did she get to the point where she liked being taken for granted? Maybe she got sat­is­fac­tion out of being The Woman With The Most Incon­sid­er­ate Hus­band, sav­ing up sto­ries until she could top the best of them. Like her 30^th birth­day when Lionel kept the kids and sent Eileen all the way out to Hoot­ers in Roanoke with the other real­tors and sec­re­taries from his office. She was preg­nant with Lionel Junior at the time, and big as a house, in no mood to party. Half the peo­ple there didn’t even know her name. The wait­resses, in their cropped shirts and short shorts, bounced
to the table with a piece of cake and sang and she was 30 and these strangers stared and clapped and told her to make a wish and asked her was Lionel com­ing and she chewed and smiled and tried to pre­tend that this was nor­mal and okay with her, too polite to name a skunk. She drove home after­ward with a sick pit in her stom­ach, parked the car with the lights off, sneaked out back behind the lilac bushes and vom­ited. Then she walked in to see Lionel’s eager face, first thing, so pleased with him­self. He wanted to hear every detail of her fun evening. Then he wanted sex.

Lionel had never been what you’d call sen­si­tive, but Eileen couldn’t have pre­dicted his unfaith­ful­ness. He was her hus­band. He said he loved her. She believed him. She had no rea­son not to.

Eileen remem­bers the time early in the mar­riage, right after Dixianna’s birth, when her Pap smear showed chlamy­dia, and she was called into the clinic for a pri­vate con­sul­ta­tion. She thought it was a fancy word for a yeast infec­tion, and just stared at the tech­ni­cian when he told her it was a sex­u­ally trans­mit­ted dis­ease and no, you couldn’t get it from a toi­let seat. In a daze, she drove to her sister’s to pick up Dix­i­anna, her breasts leak­ing milk in big, wet cir­cles on the front of her dress. Then she was so dis­tracted she for­got to feed the baby and she had to stop right there on 221 at a Dump­ster and nurse just to quiet her down. When Eileen got home and called Lionel at the sales office, she cried and told him she had an S.T.D., and it was shame­ful, that’s what it was.

But Lionel put on his calm, patient voice and explained it all away. Left over from our sin­gle days …false pos­i­tives …what would it hurt to take the med­i­cine, just in case? He was so sweet and under­stand­ing. He said he didn’t even sus­pect Eileen of being with another man, he trusted her that much.

Stu­pid now. Stu­pid! Stu­pid! Stu­pid! Was this always the way? You toss away the obvi­ous until sud­denly it hits you like a ton of bricks that you’ve been blind, deaf, and dumb? And at risk. This is the 90’s and Eileen has watched enough TV to know that she could die from what Lionel might bring home to her.

Faith­ful. Trust­ing. Stu­pid. Dead.

She glances at the TV and there’s a guest from Oprah’s audi­ence stand­ing up at the micro­phone. She says she’s a nurse who works with new­borns who have AIDS. The nurse says they still don’t know if HIV can travel through breast­milk or not, so if a mother thinks she could be infected she shouldn’t breast­feed. Eileen can’t breathe when she hears that. She has to do some­thing. She has to pro­tect her­self, her family.

She finds the bot­tles of for­mula from the hos­pi­tal, pre-mixed, on the back shelf of the pantry. Then she opens drawer after drawer in the kitchen, push­ing junk aside, look­ing for the nip­ples. Where could they be? Why was she sav­ing so many twist ties? And how many fast food straws did she really need any­way? Trou­ble was, you just never knew when those things might come in handy. And as sure as she threw some­thing out, then she needed it the very next day. Hadn’t Mindy needed that extra wire for her fairy wings? And actu­ally, Eileen kept mean­ing to string Hawai­ian leis with the kids using those straws like she saw in Fam­ily Circle’s craft sec­tion last month. Maybe even have a fam­ily luau.

Finally, there’s the nip­ple. She thinks she should ster­il­ize it or some­thing; but really, there isn’t time if she’s going to save the baby. So she screws it on and puts it quick in the baby’s mouth. He sput­ters and chokes, and bites on the damn thing like he doesn’t know what it’s for. She tries again and again, push­ing it far­ther in, until he’s bawl­ing and retch­ing, and she’s cry­ing, “Here. Take it. Take it!” over and over, but it’s no use.

Eileen pulls it out of the baby’s mouth. His face is all red-purple from cry­ing and his lit­tle fists are clenched, flail­ing at every­thing and noth­ing. Eileen is shocked by what she’s done. She throws the bot­tle in the trash, nip­ple and all, and gives the baby her breast, sob­bing and breath­ing in big gulps of air. He gets real still then and pauses mid-suck, star­ing at her, big-eyed, over the white mound of her breast.

Eileen knows what she must do, but the tasks ahead of her seem unbear­able. More humil­i­at­ing tests requested with a rushed expla­na­tion. Con­doms. (Law, that’s embar­rass­ing.) Con­fronting her hus­band. Decid­ing whether she can live with him, look­ing at his lying face for the rest of her life.

The rest of her life.

Even if he says he’ll give the other woman up, can she trust him? Eileen sees her­self check­ing pock­ets, lis­ten­ing in on phone calls, call­ing hotel rooms late at night. She doesn’t want to be that woman, but she can feel a ten­drilled mass grow­ing inside her already. Malig­nant. A tumor of distrust.

When Oprah goes off, Eileen decides to call Tammy, who’s been through this with Joe twice before. All Tammy says is how the Good Lord meant for us to be for­giv­ing and after she and Joe worked things out it made her love him even more. Eileen makes sym­pa­thetic noises over the phone, but hangs up as soon as she can. Secretly she thinks Joe is a jerk and Tammy is a fool, and vows not to call her again any­time soon. Joe got that 17-year-old wait­ress preg­nant, for pity’s sake. Thank good­ness the girl decided to have an abor­tion, now at least they only have to see her every Sun­day after church when they eat at the Waf­fle House on the bypass. That’s pun­ish­ment enough for Tammy. She could think of worse for Joe, though.

Then, since Eileen really doesn’t know about any­thing any­more, she imag­ines Lionel in the same predica­ment. What if he has an ille­git­i­mate child some­where? She lets the mag­ni­tude of that sink in slowly, wal­low­ing in the pos­si­bil­i­ties, the future sce­nar­ios, the con­fronta­tions. Then the TV lights up all on its own and there’s Sally Jesse Raphael smil­ing con­spir­a­to­ri­ally and say­ing, “Well, Eileen, I think you have a right to be angry,” while the audi­ence applauds. A baby’s pic­ture flashes on the stage mon­i­tor. “Lionel’s baby by Crys­tal” cap­tions the photo. The audi­ence boos and hisses Lionel in his plush red chair, Eileen on his left, girl­friend Crys­tal on his right.

And Eileen’s mother is the sur­prise guest on the show. She strides out from back­stage, yelling, “Faith­less bas­tard! Infidel!”

Some­how, these images are painful and com­fort­ing at the same time. Eileen is learn­ing to let them flash through her brain until they are gone. She’s decided to go with it. Work through it. Ride the wave. It’s as if she’s on an amuse­ment park ride, like the one at Lake­side she rode as a child. Cloud Nine. They strap you in and you spin and spin until you can’t even lift your arm or leg—a giant one of those things that spin your blood. Only she real­izes too late that the atten­dant for­got to strap her in, and lit­tle pieces of her are fly­ing off in every direc­tion. She can’t stop them and she can’t get them back.

As a kid, Eileen would always imag­ine the worst pos­si­ble sce­nario and make her­self a plan. When she was eight, her par­ents took her to Vir­ginia Beach. She held onto her daddy’s hand and walked the long pier out into the ocean. When she looked down through the wooden planks at her feet, she saw the waves below, rolling toward the beach, and Eileen knew with a child’s cer­tainty that she would either slip through a crack or the whole pier would give way, leav­ing her to grab the biggest plank and hang on for dear life. So as she walked, she planned out in her head exactly what she would do, which plank she would go for.

When they drove over the Chesa­peake Bay Bridge, her sis­ter Debi tried to hold her breath the whole way, but Eileen care­fully planned how she would escape the sink­ing car after a big truck ran them off the bridge.

The baby has fallen asleep at the breast. She tries to dis­lodg
e his lips with­out wak­ing him, but he shifts around and opens his eyes. When he looks up at her so trust­ing, Eileen has a moment of panic. He starts to squirm and she makes a quick deci­sion. She’ll give him ice cream. It’s made from milk. All kids like ice cream.

He shrieks when she tries to set him down, so she shifts him to the other hip, puts two spoons in her mouth, grabs the car­ton with her free hand, and heads for the table.

Eileen is just hook­ing the straps on the high chair when Lionel comes in with Dix­i­anna and Mindy. He says Eileen had bet­ter get her shit together. Wouldn’t he like to sit around all day eat­ing ice cream? Maybe Eileen would like to go to work and sup­port him for a change?

Over the buzzing in her head Eileen offers to fix him a bowl, but no, he has to go back by the office. He can’t stay.

“Can you drop the kids by Momma’s on your way out, then?” Eileen asks. “She’s gonna sit them so I can get some house­work done.”

“I’m not dri­ving. Wes is pick­ing me up in five min­utes.” Lionel is sud­denly charm­ing, chuck­ing the baby under the chin, smil­ing, kiss­ing Eileen on the top of her head.

Grate­ful for the kind­ness, she over­looks the fact that Wes has three ex-wives, a big black Harley, and a drink­ing prob­lem. He’s been with Buf­falo Realty about a month now, and he and Lionel have become best bud­dies. She’s pretty sure Wes made a pass at her the first time they met.

“Can I have your keys then?” she asks as she offers the baby her spoon with just a dab of ice cream on the end. “The Ply­mouth won’t start again.” Lionel drops the keys into her lap with an exag­ger­ated sigh, and she’s sure the car would start if only she were smarter, thin­ner, bet­ter looking.

The baby sucks on the end of Eileen’s spoon, gives her a tooth­less grin and smacks his lips for more. He opens wide like a baby bird and Eileen spoons in a whole bite. Shocked by the cold, he holds his mouth open, makes a pan­icky noise in his throat, and shakes his head back and forth. He won’t spit it out though, because it tastes too good. Eileen laughs out loud and gives him another spoon­ful. Then Lionel starts laugh­ing, which brings Dix­i­anna and Mindy in to see what’s so funny, and pretty soon every­one is laughing.

The baby loves being the cen­ter of atten­tion and keeps on being silly until the whole fam­ily is laugh­ing wide open, gasp­ing for breath, and Eileen cries, “Oh my God, stop. Stop!”

In the mid­dle of it all, the phone rings. Eileen answers it with the laugh­ter still in her voice, breath­less. “Hello?”

“Hello?” a woman’s voice says in return.

“Yes. Hello.” Eileen chuck­les, mug­ging for Lionel as he pan­tomimes the baby’s silly face for her, and she gasps, try­ing not to laugh, and thinks this is it. This is fam­ily at its best. They were still a fam­ily. No other woman could give him this. She sees it clearly in that frozen moment with her ear to the phone, Lionel ush­er­ing the girls upstairs, blow­ing Eileen a smil­ing kiss over his shoul­der as he leaves through the front door.

“Hello?” says the woman again as if she can’t hear. “Hello?”

So Eileen says it slowly, “Hell-lo,” and the woman hangs up.

Con­nec­tions are bad some­times. Eileen knows this as well as any­body. It just seems odd that Eileen’s end was so clear, and that woman couldn’t hear. If it’s impor­tant she’ll call back.

Sure enough, not a minute later, the phone rings.

Lionel runs back in. “For­got my wal­let,” he says with a grin, tak­ing the steps two at a time, bound­ing up them while Eileen watches him and lets the phone ring an extra two times even though she’s stand­ing right there with her hand on the receiver.

“Hello,” Eileen says. She makes it a state­ment not a ques­tion, and she’s get­ting a bit annoyed. The floor needs mop­ping, after all. She doesn’t feel like talk­ing to anyone.

Lionel has grabbed the upstairs phone before her and his voice echoes too loudly in her ear, “Eileen, it’s me. They hung up—wrong num­ber or some­thing. Any­way, I’m gone, Baby, okay?”

“Yeah, sure,” she says, dis­tracted, then hangs up and waits for the third call.

When it comes, Eileen puts her hand on the receiver and says out loud to no one, “Answer­ing the telephone—take three,” then lifts it up, pauses an extra moment and says, “Hello?”

It’s her again. After a long moment the voice says, “Is this Eileen Que­sen­berry?” The words are slow and deliberate.

“Yes it is …”

Another long pause. “And are you mar­ried to Lionel Quesenberry?”

“…Yes I am.”

Eileen thinks it could still be a sales­per­son. Please be a sales­per­son.

“All right, then,” says the woman, pro­nounc­ing each word dis­tinctly, not run­ning them together the way any­one from Floyd would.

The click of the receiver seems slow and delib­er­ate, too, and Eileen stands there with the receiver to her ear, lis­ten­ing with­out breath­ing, hop­ing to find some clue in the still­ness. She lis­tens as hard as she can, will­ing the woman to come back on and be an old friend look­ing for Lionel, or a sales­per­son, or even a col­lec­tion agency. She lis­tens until there’s only an insis­tent beep, beep, beep, echo­ing in her ear and she could just scream.

The baby starts to fuss and squirm in his high chair so she puts the whole car­ton of ice cream on his tray and sticks two spoons deep into it. Let him play with that. She needs to think.

That woman’s voice, her words, her delib­er­ate­ness. Eileen keeps try­ing to replay the calls in her mind, remem­ber every word, dis­sect every nuance, but she’s winded, knocked off her feet, noth­ing to grab hold of, noth­ing to stand on, no air to breathe. All she really wants is some secu­rity, some surety, some steady love. Even the abil­ity to admit to the inabil­ity to stay faith­ful would be some­thing. The hon­esty might actu­ally be refresh­ing. Per­haps she would smile and throw her arms around Lionel if he finally admit­ted to being a thought­less, faith­less jerk.

Instead of con­fess­ing, though, he always pulls out some expla­na­tion that sounds so log­i­cal. Or even bet­ter, he offers none, and pre­tends to be just as baf­fled as Eileen by the whole thing.

That’s really clever.

The more Eileen thinks, the more she’s cer­tain what the phone calls were about, and the mad­der she gets until there’s this great burn­ing anger inside her. If she raised her shirt, she’d see it glow­ing, illu­mi­nat­ing her from within, her belly­but­ton a dark cir­cle against the glow­ing, puls­ing radi­a­tion of her anger, her hurt, her fury.

Lionel must thank his lucky stars every night. He got a woman with­out a brain. Does he think she doesn’t know? Oh, she could cut his thing off like that Bob­bitt woman did and not even look back. For­get run­ning down the street with it, she’d just flush the damn thing and be done with it. She wouldn’t want some­body putting it in a cup of ice and sewing it back on later.

Although, a Vel­cro attach­ment would be good. That way, when­ever he left the house, she’d just say, “Oh Honey, you for­got again,” with a big toothy grin and then scri­i­ick, off it’d come, and she’d lay it out in a cigar box until he got home. A big, fat sto­gie and she’d be in charge of it for a change. Teach it some manners.

Eileen’s stom­ach is boil­ing. She’s absolutely starv­ing. She’ll never get any­thing done on an empty stom­ach. Cheese­cake. That’s what she needs. Cheese­cake to dull the ache, blan­ket the agony. The thought’s hardly reg­is­tered before she’s in the kitchen drag­ging out the Sara Lee box. It doesn’t even mat­ter that it’s frozen. Eileen attacks it with the fork, stab­bing into each bite, launch­ing it into he
r mouth rapid-fire. Her cheeks are bulging, and each swal­low is really more of a con­tained choke, but things won’t get bet­ter until she sees the bot­tom of the box.

She uses the flat side of the fork after the cake is mostly gone, smash­ing the remain­ing crumbs through the tines, bring­ing them to her lips, greasy from the crust and the cake and the fury of it all. On the last bite she chews and chews until it’s mush. Still she chews, mak­ing up for all she swal­lowed whole.

Hang­ing on the wall in front of her is this Seren­ity Prayer her momma cross-stitched for her. God, grant me the seren­ity to accept the things I can­not change, the courage to blah, blah, blah. As Eileen reads it, she’s star­ing at it, lick­ing her fin­ger and press­ing it into the crumbs, think­ing, God, grant me the seren­ity to eat the things I can­not change …

The girls are at the door, coats on, fight­ing. The baby has ice cream every­where. Eileen told her momma she’d have the kids there by 5:30 and it’s after that already. Clean­ing is out of the ques­tion, unless it’s the mess of her life she can mop up, spray off, dust away. Instead she grabs the ice cream baby, pulls his shirt off, and turns on the tap while he fid­dles with the sprayer. As Eileen grabs a dishrag the phone rings and she reaches for it, one arm towards the phone one arm towards the baby. She’s pretty sure who it is this time so she says, “I’m on my way, Momma,” and sets the receiver back in its cradle.

While she’s wip­ing his face, the baby fig­ures out the sprayer and shoots a long arc of water down the front of Eileen’s shirt, then squirts him­self in the eye and starts cry­ing. She pro­nounces him clean enough, throws him into a dia­per, and puts on his lit­tle red sleep suit and coat. She gives the girls the rest of a bag of cheese puffs to stop them from bick­er­ing, then loads every­one into Lionel’s truck and heads off to her momma’s house.

It’s early, but the win­ter sun is long gone, dropped behind a moun­tain, shroud­ing route 221 in eerie twi­light. Eileen tries first her high beams, then her low, but noth­ing cuts through the strange half-light. Dix­i­anna and Mindy fight over the cheese puffs, yank­ing the bag back and forth with loud crum­pling sounds. The truck fills with noise. Eileen reaches over and turns on the radio to drown them out while the baby wipes orange fin­gers on his car seat. She starts to yell at him, but decides she has enough on her mind any­way, what with this stink­ing truck and its impos­si­ble gear shift that only Lionel can work with­out grind­ing and Lord she’ll be lucky if she doesn’t wreck the thing.

That’s about the time Eileen rounds the big curve at El Tenador, the old skat­ing rink, and sees the deer, but doesn’t see it, too. As in, oh, a deer. Isn’t that nice. The buck ambles across the road and Eileen’s head­lights catch him halfway across. He stands there, trans­fixed, frozen in the head­lights. Eileen keeps dri­ving, frozen in her thoughts. She tries to count the points of his antlers the way Lionel taught her back when they were dat­ing and she pre­tended to like hunt­ing just to be around him. Ten points? Twelve? She sees his haunches quiver as he stands there mes­mer­ized, like in some part of his brain he knows he should run away, but can’t make his mus­cles work. Eileen is just decid­ing that she is The Deer in the Head­lights, imag­in­ing the thud of his mag­nif­i­cent body against the fender, when Mindy screams, spew­ing orange spit everywhere.

Eileen yanks the wheel hard, hits a patch of gravel on the side of the road, and does a 180. The deer bounds away while the road dust dances in her head­lights. The baby claps his hands and Mindy sobs while Eileen tries to make her shak­ing hands work the gearshift.

She drops the kids off at her momma’s with­out get­ting out of the truck. Dix­i­anna car­ries the baby. Eileen’s momma stands in the door­way, sil­hou­et­ted by the porch light. Her breath puffs out indig­nantly into the night air, cast­ing its own long, dis­ap­prov­ing shadow. Eileen lets the truck idle at the end of the dri­ve­way until she sees the kids safely inside.

She backs out, acci­den­tally spray­ing gravel from the unfa­mil­iar clutch, and heads back to the main road then turns onto the Park­way. The Blue Ridge Moun­tains could always clear her head. She dri­ves to a scenic over­look and parks.

She could leave Lionel. But in such a small town she’d never really get away. She could make him jeal­ous, hurt him like he hurt her, but that wasn’t really her style and any­way, who would want a Mother of Three? She could take a Grey­hound bus to Char­lotte, or New Orleans, or Tampa, and start a new life. That was tempt­ing. But there were the kids to think about. She could pray for Lionel to change—Tammy’s solu­tion. Or she could sim­ply wait it out; she’d already been doing that for 10 years.

Eileen sits and stares at the lights in the val­ley below. They pulse and throb and beckon to her. Who would miss her if she were just to drive right off the edge of this big old moun­tain? It seems like an easy solu­tion. So very, very easy. And rest­ful. Except Eileen begins to pic­ture the car flip­ping over and over, then devises a plan in her head for sur­viv­ing the crash. Her mind inter­feres even in this.

When she real­izes her fin­ger­tips and nose have got­ten numb sit­ting in the cold, she starts the engine and heads back toward town. She pulls onto 221 near the sign that says Ray’s Rest. (The sign maker had run out of room, but it was more of a bar than a restau­rant any­way.) Eileen slows to check out the park­ing lot. Just as she is almost past, she pulls into the lot, sur­pris­ing her­self. She sits in the truck until she musters enough of her new go-with-it atti­tude, gets out, and slams the door.

Then she stands there, sud­denly inde­ci­sive. As she reaches for the han­dle to climb back into the truck, she hears her name called.

“Hey, Eileen! Ain’t seen you around lately. Where you been keep­ing your­self? You com­ing in?”

“Why Daryl Agnew,” she yells across the lot. “I wouldn’t miss the chance to play catch-up over a red­eye. How’s that wife of yours?”

“Afraid you’ll have to ask my lawyer.”

“Well, now, that’s a shame. You just give me a sec­ond. I’ll be there directly.” Eileen slips off her wed­ding band and holds it in the palm of her hand, feel­ing the warmth of the gold. She hasn’t taken it off once since the day Lionel slipped it on her fin­ger 10 years back. For effect she lets it fall through the air into the coat pocket she holds open with her other hand. There’s some­thing sat­is­fy­ing in the extra flour­ish, and she pats the out­side of the pocket for good measure.

Once inside, Eileen sits on a barstool next to Daryl. Ray gives her a nod. “Red­eye?” he says, ges­tur­ing with the glass.

When she nods he pours a shot of tomato juice into a glass mug, then holds the mug on a slant at the tap, and the beer slides into the tomato juice, mak­ing a faintly orange head of foam. He slips a nap­kin under the bot­tom of the mug and sets it in front of her.

As Eileen reaches for her red­eye she stares at the white place on her fin­ger. It looks obscene, like a dead fish belly, and she thrusts her hand into her pocket. She locates the ring and slips it on awk­wardly with her thumb and pinkie.

When she grabs her mug, it clinks against the glass.

Mary Akers' work has appeared or is forth­com­ing in Belle­vue Lit­er­ary Review, The Fid­dle­head, Pri­mav­era, Xavier Review, Brevity, and other jour­nals. She was raised in a rural, one-stoplight town i
n south­west Vir­ginia—which she will always call home—but cur­rently lives in west­ern, New York.